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Family Sold Separately

A Novel

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From internationally bestselling author Kate Long, a perceptive, vivid, and painfully funny novel about family ties and growing up
On the eve of her eighteenth birthday, Katherine wants only three things: a smidge of social grace, the body of Courteney Cox, and two parents. What she has instead is an almost complete lack of friends, a pudgy figure, and one extremely eccentric, nearly blind grandmother named Poll. Since Katherine’s father died and her mother disappeared, Poll is her only family. And not only does Poll buy all of Katherine’s clothes, but she forbids her to leave the house unless it’s absolutely necessary. Would a chance to go to Oxford count? But the bigger question is: How can she abandon her grandma?
Just when Katherine has resigned herself to a lifetime of watching daytime television, sparring with Poll, and visiting the town library for “fun,” along comes a handsome, magnetic young man named Collum, who claims to be Katherine’s long-lost cousin. But as Katherine is about to learn, when it comes to family, things aren’t always as they seem.
Praise for Kate Long’s The Bad Mother’s Handbook
“Kate Long manages to brilliantly balance equal parts heartbreak and hilarity in a novel that you will love unconditionally.”
–Sarah Bird, author of The Flamenco Academy
“There is a lovely sweetness to this heartbreaking/heartwarming story.”
–The Seattle Times
“Funny, touching and utterly winning.”
–Publishers Weekly
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      June 30, 2008
      According to family legend, members of Katherine Millar's family “get the key of the door and the hammer of doom at the same time” when they come of age. Which is why Long opens her clever fourth novel with Kat expecting the worst on her 18th birthday. An outcast at school, Kat longs to break away from the suffocating English village of Bank Top. As she wraps up exams and considers her next step, however, a boy turns Kat's world upside-down—leaving her to question everything she's been told about her father, who fell to the family curse in a fatal accident, and her mother, who abandoned Kat shortly thereafter. Long brings to life a host of quirky characters, including Poll, Kat's nearly blind and caustic paternal grandmother who raised her, and Poll's constant companion, Dickie the Dogman, a scavenger who regularly brings gifts of fatty bacon or vacuum cleaner attachments. Long's prose is faithful to the regional dialect, and the story effortlessly encapsulates the end of adolescence and Kat's mixed emotions as she redefines her notion of family and strikes out on her own.

    • Booklist

      August 1, 2008
      Longs new novel is similar to her international best-seller The Bad Mothers Handbook (2004) in its focus on a three-generational family of women in the Lancashire village of Bank Top. As she turns 18, Katherine Millar, who keeps the remains of two dead relatives in her bedroom, is increasingly resentful of her sight-impaired grandmother, Pollyana, who raised her after her mother took off when Kat was an infant. A big girl, Kat makes up for awkwardness and social ineptness with keen scholarship and looks to the local librarian for approval; yet her hopes for the future may be jinxed by Polls needs. Told by Kat with alternating narration by her mother, the story ranges across infidelity, untimely accidental death, abandonment, eating disorders, and the cruelty of children. Even with a satisfactory resolution and flashes of wit and humor, not enough love breaks through the dysfunction to evoke the warmth that was so winning in Longs earlier work. Still, this is a heartfelt exploration of the meaning of family that will certainly be of interest to readers of The Bad Mothers Handbook.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2008, American Library Association.)

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